Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Behind the Music: The Making of Greatest Hits
Yes, it's a glimpse behind the curtain--hey, perv, not that curtain! Now come here. Look--it's the cover of my latest chapbook. Sadly, a printing glitch has delayed its long-awaited December release. Well, that's the "cover" story. Now the inside scoop. This "setback" is part of the elaborate pre-publication hype meant to garner media attention. It's just the kind of publicity stunt, like Paul McCartney's (Here's another clue . . . the walrus was Paul) rumored death due to a lethal saccharine overdose back in the '60s, sure to drive sales. Pretty smart, huh?