Apologia

All of this was once farmland.
I know because when
I moved here, everyone said,

You know, this was once all farms.

So I don't really 

live on a farm. I know what 

I said, but these days,

it's the burbs. Still, you could start 

a garden in the backyard,

I guess. Nor do I

have a blind singing goat named
Ramses. I'm sorry
I laughed when you thought I did.
I'd forgotten I said that!