god on a shoestring

god loves you.  he loves
you unconditionally.
he has a funny
way of showing it is all.
look how he hung jesus out

to die.  that's tough love.
he did it to prove a point,
though it's unlikely
he'll win father of the year
in the near eternity.

jesus loves you too.
he loves you very much, but
he used to hang with
the wrong crowd, so now he's got
herpes, as now, so do you.