Sunday, February 7, 2016

The Candidates Debate

Col.. Bernie Sanders (left) and Hillary Clinton (right) square off in New Hampshire
Perhaps the highlight of this "heated" debate between the two Democratic candidates for president occurred when Hillary Clinton called herself a true political progressive because she believes in progress.  This Clyde Crashcup-esque definition (it's an older reference--look it up) allows Clinton to label not only herself as a progressive, but also President Obama. who's progressive like Flo of Progressive Insurance in that they both are in the business of drumming up sales for insurance companies.  Really, I'm sure most politicians consider their warped visions of the world as progress, i.e., an improvement.  Few would claim, however accurately, that theirs is a regressive platform, meant to return us back to, let's say, the feudal era.  Thus, by Clinton's definition, possibly anyone who's ever run for office anywhere is a progressive.

The problem lies in how you define "progress."  If you define "progress" as continuing to back neoliberal imperialism via the military industrial complex, then Hillary the Hawk is about as "progressive" as you can get, what with her constant saber rattling re: Syria, Russia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, North Korea, etc.  If you define "progress" as allowing the current Chicago school economics to continue to gouge & exploit average Americans & people worldwide, then Clinton, who believes that invoking the toothless, feckless Dodd-Frank Act--it's almost as powerful as the EPA, which did such a wonderful job of protecting the people of Flint, Michigan--will put an end to financial inequality & Wall Street corruption, then you're not just drinking the Kool Aid, but you've also been hitting the lead-poisoned water in Flint & I mean hard.

Some claim voting for Clinton is progressive because she's attempting to become the first woman president in the U.S.  I have no problem with voting for women--for what it's worth, I voted for Jill Stein in 2012--but I don't buy this notion that any woman, regardless of her politics, would be progress.  Margaret Thatcher broke the glass ceiling in the U.K. in the 80s, but I'd hardly call her administration progressive.  I'd call it fucked up.   Besides, if gender is all that matters, then might I mention that Carly Fiorina is running on the Republican ticket, but I wouldn't vote for her either. Furthermore, if the primary (ha!) concern is with breaking social barriers, I could make a case that voting for Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio would be progressive--by virtue of such, for lack of better word, logic--since either would be the first Latino president, but I hope to hell that you don't cast such a vote, not because they're Latinos, but because they're far too conservative . . . as is Clinton.

Monday, February 1, 2016

HELP! SOMEBODY JUST RAN OVER MY BLOG!!!

If you don't know, I like to play basketball.  This surprises some people who don't believe
anyone over the age of 40 can do so.  I'll concede that I've lost a step or two over the years,
but what I've lost in hops & speed, I've gained in pounds.  While I'm allowed to make jokes
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doesn't mean I need orthopedic socks because I don't--repeat don't--have varicose veins.  

Apparently, though, the people at the pharmacy where I recently ordered a new pair of ankle
braces didn't get the memo on that.  Imagine my chagrin--it looks, if I may offer assistance
to the imagination-challenged, a little like a bear that mistook a nest of hornets for a honey-
as I tied my shoes.  Who knew my back would be so out of whack from shoveling snow?  I
get it:  I'm old.  That doesn't mean I should quit doing anything that's not sponsored by the
International Shuffleboard Association (ISA).   For one thing, I don't like shuffleboard &
for another, I don't like being disrespected by shoe salespeople or online pharmacies.